Billie ProffittMar 8, 20208 minHappy International Women's Day - 2 Weeks Ago Today, We Lost One of The Good OnesIt is not “do as I say and not as I do” in our family - it is lead by example.
Billie ProffittDec 22, 201914 minJust because it's Christmas -Let me be very clear here too, that I do not desire to be writing this - not at all. I don’t want to be working on the project that I am...
Billie ProffittSep 9, 20197 minRex, King of Mardi GrasI have been so scared to commit to ANYTHING, because I look down the barrel of all the bad things that could happen, and I completely lose..
Billie ProffittJun 26, 20192 min“A Golden Cage Is Still Just A Cage.”I don’t want to marry a man who loves me like you do, because you love me from afar, like I’m some pretty bird kept in a gilded cage...
Billie ProffittMay 7, 20198 minWhat. A. Basic. Fuckwit.And then that was it. A few days before he landed back in The States, I never heard from him again. Is he dead? Most likely not...
Billie ProffittMar 15, 201911 minMarch 15, 2019I have been looking forward to today for weeks now - years actually, if I put it all together… All the pain, the loss, the heartbreak, the..
Billie ProffittFeb 6, 20194 minFirst Class to Freakin' February-Chilly TennesseeOne of the things I remember most vividly about my childhood on American Airlines was the blessing of fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies...
Billie ProffittJan 26, 20197 minHow To End A Friendship.The next day: January 21, 2012, Morning: Bestie & I sit crying on the living room floor with our feet hanging down the step to the patio...
Billie ProffittJan 24, 20197 minRE: Conversion proceedings"I'm willing to discuss anything and everything because I've had enough of this," he claimed...
Billie ProffittAug 8, 20184 minOne Sweet Glimpse of Truth On The Witness StandI’ve been in various civil lawsuits against my estranged defacto spouse since early 2014 and we spent a number of days in trial over the...
Billie ProffittJun 30, 20185 minA Saturday Morning DreamBecause it's not awkward to email your ex's father's childhood best friend somewhat out of the blue describing a Saturday morning dream...
Billie ProffittMay 8, 20182 minBob's Big Boy, Toluca LakeI tried to go to Forest Lawn but it closed before we finished chatting at my Aunt’s kitchen table… For as long as I can remember I yearned..
Billie ProffittMay 2, 20183 minThe Many Inspirations of NanaObviously my tears are not about the pet friends in the videos.
Billie ProffittApr 25, 20183 minWaiwera - Natural Artesian WaterIt’s a funny thing, life is… all the arbitrary ways we feel so beautifully loved, & the bizarre ways with which we can...
Billie ProffittOct 11, 20178 minOh! For the Love of Charlie... When Law Marries Art, For Better or For Worse...as I heel-toe stride across the top side of Sydney’s iconic Archibald Fountain, hoping I’m not too late.
Billie ProffittSep 27, 20176 min"Are You the Other Woman?"My phone started ringing. It was Jeremy’s photo and name, but when I answered, it was a woman. “Hi, this is Jeremy’s wife,” she said.
Billie ProffittSep 13, 20179 minWell, Today Didn't Go As PlannedLike an endless stream of girl’s date nights, she spoiled me always, and most often in the chunks of contracts when she lived in LA...
Billie ProffittSep 6, 20173 minThe FeelingsImagine what we could do if it wasn’t just a few girls we felt this amongst, but what if we opened up our circles to feel this with...
Billie ProffittAug 30, 20174 minBut Can Mike Judge Save Us?Post-9/11 explains so many annoyances of my life – I mean it’s the most alluded to fear-mongering event in my generation...
Billie ProffittAug 23, 20179 minThere Are Plenty of Coyotes In The Hills"I was what you wanted you were what I needed And we could meet in between We were gonna be the greatest love story this town had ever seen"
Billie ProffittAug 16, 20174 minThe Proposal...lights of Hennepin Bridge, and he balanced us right there in the middle of the Mississippi River, as he got up on on one knee.
Billie ProffittAug 9, 20173 minOur Story for The KnotThe first time we were asked, “how long y’all been married?” was outside on Broadway about thirteen minutes after we exchanged first names..
Billie ProffittAug 2, 20173 minOne Year LaterWith the drop of the bouquet I was, (dun-dun-dun)… In a relationship.
Billie ProffittAug 2, 20164 minCALLING IN THE ONEDear Missed Connections – to the couple who kissed in the West Hollywood doorway at Norah tonight… Thank you.
Billie ProffittJul 26, 20167 minMY RED, RIGHT HAND - "TAKE A LITTLE WALK TO THE EDGE OF TOWN & GO ACROSS THE TRACKS..."...unanticipated pain – that of my skin splitting under the dismounting weight added to force + gravity. F = GMm over r2, right?
Billie ProffittJul 19, 20163 minHOW ARE YOU?Well, I am wearing the same clothes I have been for 2 days now when my luggage went to Texas without me, have about 14% of my voice left...
Billie ProffittJul 12, 20164 minTHE FOLLOW THROUGH OF LIZARD FACEAnd there out of the darkness, one of them arrived. “Excuse me, Miss?” a perfect British accent, with a perfectly striking British man...
Billie ProffittJul 5, 20164 minLIZARD FACE...he was a professional forklift driver but was fired on the spot for deciding his new uniform was nothing more than his underwear & boots.